Post by Mistress Grim on Jul 4, 2010 23:44:14 GMT -5
Remember these (bellow)?
Well... Vala is much like this. She is pretty much the old Gena.
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Akio: Damn bees! *swats at them*
HiroGena: Hmmm… I reckon they enjoy the smell of pussywillow.
Akio: *looks at her, eyes wide, still swatting them away* Hey, that is SO wrong on many levels! *makes a face*
HiroGena: Really now..? Then you must barely be on the beginner’s level on the playing field, while here I am already duking it out with the boss.
Akio: …HEY!
HiroGena: I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.
Girl: *has a gun in her hand* OH MY GOD! You’re not human! *flees*
HiroGena: *watches the girl run away* Why? Would you have shot me if I was?
HiroGena: Who are these fucking cockers? I didn’t know that this was supposed to be a sausage convention. …Shit, and I forgot my napkins, too!
HiroGena: *mockery* Oh, the cuffs are off now! I guess I better prepare myself for a seriously bad nosebleed.. Your’s.
Akio: God…it’s HOT in here! *fans himself, panting*
HiroGena: Awww. Poor hot pussy.
Akio: *looks at her with a disgusted expression*
HiroGena: *enters into the room everyone is waiting for her in* …That guy’s a major pain in my ass!
Kazuma: … *chuckles* Really? What made you think that?
HiroGena: …Oh, I dunno… Maybe because he shot me in the ass, perhaps? *turns around and shows*
*Everyone falls down anime style*
Koyla: …Oww..
Jude: FUCK!
HiroGena: *jokes* Hey, don’t go cheating on me, you ass!
Jude: *looks at her* … (xD They weren’t together when she said this.)
Kaemon: You’re a real BITCH, you know that?!
HiroGena: Oh, really, now? Then who’s the butch? From where I’m standing, between the two of us I am technically the butcher here.
Akio: *was listening* …Kazuma! I think Gena’s in heat again!
HiroGena: Fuck me blind, will you?! How could you possibly know that I was into kinks? (Technically said to an asshole foe who said he was going to skull fuck her)
HiroGena: Fuck me, it’s an emergency!
HiroGena: You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regeneration powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging.
Guy: You MONSTER!
HiroGena: I get that a lot.
HiroGena: There's a swelling rage inside between my legs! (xD Think about what that means.)
HiroGena: I'll send you to Hell so you can lick Satan's ass!
HiroGena: What a lovely night… I think I’ll find a nice bar, get drunk, end up in a fight, and then perhaps kill myself.
Kaemon: You have a sick sense of humor, you know that?
HiroGena: I know many things… Like the fact that you’ll soon find my foot buried deep within your ass.
HiroGena: *places her gun into the enemy‘s mouth* Eat my erection, bitch!
HiroGena: Suck on my non-existent dick and enjoy it, cocksucker!
HiroGena: Nothing I shoot gets back up again. …Well, most of the time.
HiroGena: *looks at the surrounding enemy that has encircled them* …We’re going to be up to our eyeballs in shit in just a bit. *pulls out gun and cocks it* Hey, that rhymed!
Kazuma: …Spiiiiike.
Guy: …OH MY…GOD!
HiroGena: Sorry, he could not attend today. So, your pleas are all in vain.
HiroGena: *to a guy who was peeping on her, has placed a gun to his forehead, and she’s naked* …Oh, I bet you’re thinking “Boy, I should have stuck with watching porn” right now.
HiroGena: I know you want me… But here’s a better question: Can you handle it? *gets smacked* …Okay, I deserved that.
HiroGena: …It’s an acquired sensation, I assure you.
HiroGena: …Crazy bitch! Scratches down my back! But I love you anyway.
HiroGena: Prepare for an eternity in Hell!
HiroGena: Oh, yeah! Right there! That feels good! I always wanted my back to be broken! While you’re at it… Please feel free to snap my neck!
Jude: Hello! *shoots a guy in the face*
HiroGena: …Greeting the guests again, I see?
Jude: Yes, but whatever it is they’re selling I’m not buying!
[HiroGena is walking down the street with Jude and Kazuma, she’s walking funning, like a drunk…due to having her heat, which she’s desperately trying to suppress. Demons on the street are looking at her.]
HiroGena: *sees a group of guys looking at her, she wiggles her brows*
Jude: …*growls*
HiroGena: …! *tries to walk more normal, is forcing it*
Ladies: *smile at her* Hiii…
HiroGena: *looks at them, grins, and lifts hand to wave*
Jude: *growls again, only more profound than the last*
HiroGena: *continues walking, is now marching*
[More people continue to wave at her, making cat calls and such, trying to get her attention.. It’s all because of the heat. XD Jude then GLARES like a monster about to go on a war path at them, then brings out his gun and laughs like a maniac… Which scares them all away!]
HiroGena: Smack! Smack! Sugar smack! Gimme a smack and I’ll smack you back!
Kazuma: …What are you on? Crack?
HiroGena: Smoke on this! *throws a gas pellet in an enemy’s region*
HiroGena: You are what I call a “RETARD”. “Ridiculously Evil Twat Achieving Rectal Discomfort.”
Bounty Hunter: …Dammit, I need a vacation!
HiroGena: A trip to Hell or the Moon? Which either, I can guarantee you’ll be…but I can’t say you’ll have a safe journey there. The good news: It's free without charge!
HiroGena: Dammit! How many balls must I kick before I get some respect around here!
HiroGena: *gets a bit frustrated with a guy who refuses to talk* …Enough! I’ll crack this nut! *cracks knuckles* Well, “nuts” to be more exact.
Man: AAAAH! NO! *covers private area with his hands* I’ll talk! I’ll talk!
HiroGena: Look in the mirror. See that? That's the picture beside the definition of the word "dumbass".
Well... Vala is much like this. She is pretty much the old Gena.
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Akio: Damn bees! *swats at them*
HiroGena: Hmmm… I reckon they enjoy the smell of pussywillow.
Akio: *looks at her, eyes wide, still swatting them away* Hey, that is SO wrong on many levels! *makes a face*
HiroGena: Really now..? Then you must barely be on the beginner’s level on the playing field, while here I am already duking it out with the boss.
Akio: …HEY!
HiroGena: I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.
Girl: *has a gun in her hand* OH MY GOD! You’re not human! *flees*
HiroGena: *watches the girl run away* Why? Would you have shot me if I was?
HiroGena: Who are these fucking cockers? I didn’t know that this was supposed to be a sausage convention. …Shit, and I forgot my napkins, too!
HiroGena: *mockery* Oh, the cuffs are off now! I guess I better prepare myself for a seriously bad nosebleed.. Your’s.
Akio: God…it’s HOT in here! *fans himself, panting*
HiroGena: Awww. Poor hot pussy.
Akio: *looks at her with a disgusted expression*
HiroGena: *enters into the room everyone is waiting for her in* …That guy’s a major pain in my ass!
Kazuma: … *chuckles* Really? What made you think that?
HiroGena: …Oh, I dunno… Maybe because he shot me in the ass, perhaps? *turns around and shows*
*Everyone falls down anime style*
Koyla: …Oww..
Jude: FUCK!
HiroGena: *jokes* Hey, don’t go cheating on me, you ass!
Jude: *looks at her* … (xD They weren’t together when she said this.)
Kaemon: You’re a real BITCH, you know that?!
HiroGena: Oh, really, now? Then who’s the butch? From where I’m standing, between the two of us I am technically the butcher here.
Akio: *was listening* …Kazuma! I think Gena’s in heat again!
HiroGena: Fuck me blind, will you?! How could you possibly know that I was into kinks? (Technically said to an asshole foe who said he was going to skull fuck her)
HiroGena: Fuck me, it’s an emergency!
HiroGena: You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regeneration powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging.
Guy: You MONSTER!
HiroGena: I get that a lot.
HiroGena: There's a swelling rage inside between my legs! (xD Think about what that means.)
HiroGena: I'll send you to Hell so you can lick Satan's ass!
HiroGena: What a lovely night… I think I’ll find a nice bar, get drunk, end up in a fight, and then perhaps kill myself.
Kaemon: You have a sick sense of humor, you know that?
HiroGena: I know many things… Like the fact that you’ll soon find my foot buried deep within your ass.
HiroGena: *places her gun into the enemy‘s mouth* Eat my erection, bitch!
HiroGena: Suck on my non-existent dick and enjoy it, cocksucker!
HiroGena: Nothing I shoot gets back up again. …Well, most of the time.
HiroGena: *looks at the surrounding enemy that has encircled them* …We’re going to be up to our eyeballs in shit in just a bit. *pulls out gun and cocks it* Hey, that rhymed!
Kazuma: …Spiiiiike.
Guy: …OH MY…GOD!
HiroGena: Sorry, he could not attend today. So, your pleas are all in vain.
HiroGena: *to a guy who was peeping on her, has placed a gun to his forehead, and she’s naked* …Oh, I bet you’re thinking “Boy, I should have stuck with watching porn” right now.
HiroGena: I know you want me… But here’s a better question: Can you handle it? *gets smacked* …Okay, I deserved that.
HiroGena: …It’s an acquired sensation, I assure you.
HiroGena: …Crazy bitch! Scratches down my back! But I love you anyway.
HiroGena: Prepare for an eternity in Hell!
HiroGena: Oh, yeah! Right there! That feels good! I always wanted my back to be broken! While you’re at it… Please feel free to snap my neck!
Jude: Hello! *shoots a guy in the face*
HiroGena: …Greeting the guests again, I see?
Jude: Yes, but whatever it is they’re selling I’m not buying!
[HiroGena is walking down the street with Jude and Kazuma, she’s walking funning, like a drunk…due to having her heat, which she’s desperately trying to suppress. Demons on the street are looking at her.]
HiroGena: *sees a group of guys looking at her, she wiggles her brows*
Jude: …*growls*
HiroGena: …! *tries to walk more normal, is forcing it*
Ladies: *smile at her* Hiii…
HiroGena: *looks at them, grins, and lifts hand to wave*
Jude: *growls again, only more profound than the last*
HiroGena: *continues walking, is now marching*
[More people continue to wave at her, making cat calls and such, trying to get her attention.. It’s all because of the heat. XD Jude then GLARES like a monster about to go on a war path at them, then brings out his gun and laughs like a maniac… Which scares them all away!]
HiroGena: Smack! Smack! Sugar smack! Gimme a smack and I’ll smack you back!
Kazuma: …What are you on? Crack?
HiroGena: Smoke on this! *throws a gas pellet in an enemy’s region*
HiroGena: You are what I call a “RETARD”. “Ridiculously Evil Twat Achieving Rectal Discomfort.”
Bounty Hunter: …Dammit, I need a vacation!
HiroGena: A trip to Hell or the Moon? Which either, I can guarantee you’ll be…but I can’t say you’ll have a safe journey there. The good news: It's free without charge!
HiroGena: Dammit! How many balls must I kick before I get some respect around here!
HiroGena: *gets a bit frustrated with a guy who refuses to talk* …Enough! I’ll crack this nut! *cracks knuckles* Well, “nuts” to be more exact.
Man: AAAAH! NO! *covers private area with his hands* I’ll talk! I’ll talk!
HiroGena: Look in the mirror. See that? That's the picture beside the definition of the word "dumbass".